The Sand Hill Review            http://www.sandhillreview.org         2003

 

 

A Field Guide to the Rest of the World

 

 by Erica Olsen

 

 

 

            When I think of the things that happened, the things that became this story, I think of us all, and of the myriad adaptations we undertook so quickly. Like Darwin’s finches we who had known my mother scattered to our separate islands and set about growing beaks just a little different from the ones we’d been born with. My mother died unexpectedly, which left me an orphan, though as an adult I could hardly give myself such a pathetic, Dickensian name. But that was it, the thing that happened, bald and unmysterious.

            I stayed on in my apartment in the city, but midweek I sometimes went up to Bolinas, where my mother’s friend Valerie had a bed-and-breakfast. She kept kayaks there, and I would go out on the soft water of the lagoon and paddle until I raised a hot blister between my thumb and index finger.

            I was supporting myself. That was the important thing. I did editing and proofreading jobs the way I imagined women in a different era took in washing. In those days, that was enough to pay the rent on my tiny apartment on Green Street. It must have been a storefront at one time. There was a big front window, and the building came right up to the sidewalk—no yard. I kept the blinds drawn all the time. I could imagine a tailor’s shop here, or a dry cleaner’s, with a wall-to-wall motorized rack of suits. Though it was a single room, it was called a “cottage” because it had its own front door, behind a gate in the fence.

            Here I brought home my bags of groceries. Once a week I dusted the moldings assiduously, with a special rag. I was going to get ready for something: life, love, a place in the world.

            When the phone rang one day, and it was Valerie inviting me up for a few days, I said right away that I would come. I was going crazy with a huge, messy proofreading job. The letter from the publishers was extraordinarily apologetic and began, “This book is still, we think, in fairly bad shape....” They were doubling my usual rate to clean up after a careless copyeditor, but the money wasn’t going to be worth it. The book was a bird-watching guide. I didn’t know anything about birds before I took on that project, and only a little bit about them afterward. What they looked like, for instance, remained a blank because the pages had only empty squares where the photographs would go.

            Because it was a long, tedious project, I took a lot of breaks. Sometimes I went for a walk down to the water a few blocks away, where there were plenty of birds, mostly gulls and pelicans. I knew, now, that there were many kinds of gulls, California and Thayer’s and Ring-billed and Yellow-footed, though this knowledge didn’t help me recognize what these particular birds were. “You don’t know the trouble you’re giving me,” I said as I threw them pieces of bread.

            When I looked at the amount of manuscript that remained, I could see that I was behind schedule in a way that frightened me. The pages I had already gone through bristled with Post-Its on which I’d written questions to myself. There were notes on discrepancies in names and a piece of punctuation—half question mark, half exclamation point—that signified my annoyance that someone else hadn’t done their job. Upper Pauls Lake. Lower Pauls Lake. Paul’s Lakes? Pauls’? Some names, the first time you see them, you know there’s going to be trouble. In another hundred pages or so, I’d be in a position to go back and answer some of those questions. By then I’d know what were the points that couldn’t be resolved by me. I’d be absolved of responsibility. There was a place for queries, the right margin, in neat red ink.

            “You sound tired,” Valerie said. “Bring your work. I’ll put you in the cottage where you’ll have some privacy. And Carl won’t be here. You can help keep me sane around the guests.”

            Carl was Valerie’s husband. During the week, he stayed in his apartment in the city. “Before you come up,” Valerie said, “could you pick up for me—” She named a few things—a sweater, a book—that she had left at Carl’s. “I left him a message on the machine and on his voice mail,” she said. “He’ll be expecting you.”

            Because Carl was not just an unfaithful husband but a careless one as well, there was no answer when I rang the apartment from the front step that evening. In the lobby, the doorman sat behind a swoop of dark, polished wood, reading a newspaper and glancing now and then at the security monitors. Gangly plants with naked green stalks and purple blooms lined the walkways like a Disney jungle, lit from below.

            Back in my car, I waited a while. If Carl drove up, just then, I would be able to bring Valerie the things she wanted. But Carl had once tried to start something with me, an incident I still found embarrassing, so it was also a relief not to have to see him. I’d make up some story, tell Valerie I’d forgotten, that it must have slipped my mind. And while I was saying I was sorry, she’d say that’s all right, it doesn’t matter...

            After thirty-five minutes I buckled my seat belt and started the engine. The doorman came to the door. He stood like a man on guard. But the night he looked out into held strange shapes that moved in the shadows, not young women in modest cars who exited the courtyard at a reasonable speed.

 

What can I say about Valerie’s house? It was a place people slowed down to look at, the way you take time to pet a nice dog or smile at a happy baby. Seasons of fog had weathered the boards until they appeared the color of fog itself, and reflected light in a way that was a kind of blessing to behold. The windows, large, wide, and tall, gave the house an open, honest expression, like an unwrinkled forehead. The sandy driveway under my wheels as I pulled in that morning whispered home, home, home.

            The house was in the trees, and on the other side was the lagoon. A little distance from the house, and also on the water, was my cottage, the old boathouse. Down by the shore was a small dock. The old boards, pegged to the bank, rose and fell on the water, although the water itself seemed still.

            Valerie’s car was in the yard. Other than that there was no sign of life. Valerie was never one for keeping dogs or cats. I put my bags into the boathouse—it wasn’t locked—and breathed in the good smell of the place. It smelled of summer, dry wood in sunlight. Whether this was from the cottage itself or all the living trees around it, I couldn’t tell.

            In the house, two things took me aback. The first was my own face, in a mirror in the hallway. I didn’t like the looks of me. Where I lived, the mirror over the bathroom sink had become a part of the wall, and I’d grown into the habit of not meeting my own eyes.

            “Annie,” Valerie said. “So glad you came.”

            Then I was hugged, and out on the porch, in the still air, with something to drink in my hand. Valerie disappeared and came back a moment later with an Audubon.

            “You know,” I said, “that’s really not what I want to see right now.”

            “You told me what you were working on, and I got all interested in birds again,” Valerie said. “There’s one bird I see all the time, and I don’t know what it is.” She opened the book. “You have to follow up on these things,” she said. “Otherwise—”

            “What I’m working on,” I said. “I wouldn’t say I’m learning lots about birds.” I explained how the book was full of maps to bird-watching sites, and how the maps were wrong, so I was spending a lot of time comparing the maps to the gazetteer, circling roads that turned east when they should have turned west, roads that gave up miles before their destinations.

            “This is the power I have,” I said. “I circle things, and in the margin I write, ‘fix this.’ But then I send it off and I have to trust that all these changes do get made, that I haven’t been wasting my time.”

            I flipped through Valerie’s book, reading aloud the funniest bird names. Wandering Tattler. Buffleheads and boobies. I tried to look up birds I thought I’d seen on my drive up, glimpses of white and black in the marshes.

            “Not that I’ll remember,” I said. “It’s like pine trees, that difference between firs and pines, because there is a difference.”

            Valerie said, “You don’t have to remember. That’s why it’s in a book.”

            “I mean if you had lots of friends,” I said, “and you didn’t know their names? Wouldn’t it be weird? The whole world would be like blurry.”

            Valerie looked thoughtful. “I feel quite strongly about this. These names we have—for plants and things—they don’t mean anything. It doesn’t mean we know anything about them.”

            “What we need,” I said, “is a field guide to the rest of the world.” I sighed. “Of course that field guide would be full of mistakes when it came to me for proofing ... I can’t even spell the way I used to. When I was a kid, I never used a dictionary, I just knew I’d be right. I had that confidence. Now I look at a manuscript, all I see is ways for things to be wrong. I have to look everything up.”

            “Animals aren’t our friends, anyway,” Valerie said. “You think they care what we call them? ”

 

The second thing that took me aback when I went into the house was a picture of Valerie and my mother. Valerie was between me and my mother in age and had been more my mother’s friend. When my mother died I inherited Valerie’s friendship. When I stopped to think about it, I guessed she might have lost more than I had: a friend her own age.

            In the picture, my mother and Valerie were younger than I am now. They were standing outside an apartment building, on a red sidewalk, in California light. There was an enormous geranium hedge, and gray rectangular cars parked on the street. They seemed to be dressed in tennis clothes. It was an ordinary picture. They weren’t doing anything special. I just hadn’t known about the picture. Valerie touched its frame. She’d come across the negative only recently, in a box of old photos, and had it developed. “I can’t even remember that day,” she exclaimed, amazed. Which put my flicker of jealousy right out. The picture—it was like a memory the world still had of them.

 

I hurried to the water that afternoon, when guests arrived and I heard her explaining the house. I heard the snap of an unfolded map, and “There’s Inverness, there’s Tomales Bay. You can go hiking, bird-watching.” The guests’ voices, guidebook-savvy, chased me away. I wanted the place to myself.

            The kayaks were in a shed next to the boathouse. I pulled one down from the lower rack—a medium-size blue plastic boat, scratched and gouged from use. I stuck my left arm inside, grabbed the paddle, and chuffed the short distance to the dock.

            In calm water a kayak can be impossible to paddle. You need the surge, the rise and fall of waves, something to push against. This water was smooth, the day windless. Moving the paddle through the soft green water, I might’ve been waving my arms in the air.

            Floating, once I got used to it, seemed a fine, wondrous thing. All my heaviness seemed to lift away. I drifted into the shallows, digging the paddle into the grassy bank, feeling the boat touch bottom underneath me. I tried to notice things. Birds with long wings; birds with feathers; birds with beaks. It was quiet inside my head and out. Quiet but not silent: there was the slippery sound of reeds in the wind, and every so often a car whistled by on the road, sounding as far away as a jet. I plucked the elastic cord that stretched across the deck: thunk, and quiet afterward. And I studied it, everything, the deep blue, the sun, because I wanted to be able to know a place like this if it were ever mine.

            In the shallows, a white bird emerged from the reeds. What a graceful creature, a body like blown glass. It was stalking a fish. Each step it took was elegant and hungry. The heron or crane, I didn’t know what it was, stepped high, then drove its long, sharp beak into the water.

 

That night I proofread the bird book. Monks who copied Bibles by hand, that’s the kind of concentration I had. It felt like holy work as I went about repairing a hundred small mistakes. This was the last stage, when perfection came gleaming into view: the realm of italic periods and en-dashes wielded with surgical precision. Even though it was my job to catch all these mistakes, I couldn’t help resenting the fact that others had overlooked them. Why tolerate that kind of carelessness ? With words on a page, it was actually possible to get them all correct. With people, on the other hand, there was no telling what word or action would turn out to have been a horrible mistake. No page proofs there! I worked until late at night. Birds and the mysterious, odd names that people had given them rustled their feathers in the dark corners of my room. Nightjar. Whimbrel. Brant.

 

In the morning, from out on the water, I saw that Carl had arrived. Valerie was serving breakfast on the back porch, and in another room her husband’s hunched profile appeared, making jerky motions as he talked to some client on the phone.

            Looking at Valerie and Carl in their house, I got the feeling I was spying on my parents. The resemblance wasn’t in how they acted, with each other or toward me, and not in their age either. Carl, in fact, was really a stranger to me; his work clothes aligned him magnetically with the business world, and in his square-shouldered suits, in my mind, he resembled some bill you don’t see too often, a fifty or a hundred. No, it had to do with how I felt when I looked at them in their house—that the world was what it was, and I wasn’t responsible for every last thing in it. Lights could go on in a house without my turning the switch. When I glimpsed this, I knew it was why people came to inns like this. Bed. And breakfast. It was a feeling worth paying for.

 

I paddled back in and hosed off the boat, then walked up to the house. Valerie was showing her garden to the guests, a couple who admired everything out loud. Valerie’s house had been featured, several months before, in a sidebar in a glossy magazine.

            “Where’s that article?” the woman kept saying to her husband. “Where’s that article about this place? I thought I brought the article.”

            “Excuse me just a moment,” Valerie said to them. She had the guests’ Visa card in her hand. She walked me into the house and poured me a cup of coffee. Under her breath, she said, “Sometimes you wish you’d put out the No Vacancy sign.”

            As I stared out the window, Carl, in shorts, walked onto the porch.

            “Oh,” I said, “it slipped my mind till now. Those things you wanted—”

            “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “I always feel that I need all of my things with me, which isn’t true at all. A need for abundance, isn’t that what they call it?”

            She swiped the credit card through the machine. “Keep talking,” she said. “I’m trying to get these people out the door, but I’m listening. I’m so glad you came up.”

            The credit card machine chattered in a friendly way. Out on the porch, Carl and the guests were talking.

            “So how much did you pay for this property?” the man was asking. “Anything available in this area now? What do the taxes run?”

 

How do you control your success? For most of us, there’s never enough. But Valerie got guests like those people, and she was busy. She’d had to hire someone to clean and make up the beds. Lucia, Linda, something like that—I could hear the vacuum cleaner moaning in another room.

            “Annie,” Carl said. “Come in here a minute?”

            In the past, Carl had disapproved of my paddling alone, without a lifejacket. It wasn’t the first time he had said something to me. It sprang into my mind that he was worried about liability, his and Valerie’s, if something “happened” on the water.

            “We have something to tell you,” Valerie said. “And then we’re going to go on a picnic.”

            They were sitting next to each other on the couch, holding hands. Both of them looked so serious, and happy, too. The two of them, separate, individual, almost looked like teenagers. It wasn’t about my going by myself out on the water. I couldn’t say nothing under their beautiful, steady gaze. I couldn’t pretend, either, that I knew, had known all along ... And to think that for years I’d wondered what Valerie was doing with Carl. Now I wondered what on earth was causing them to split up. Had something happened?

            “It’s those people, isn’t it?” I said, meaning the guests. “That’s why you’re leaving?” We all laughed, but it was true that Valerie was giving up the house. The business had gotten to be too much for her. She was selling. There was already a potential buyer.

            “No, no, no,” Valerie said. “This was all decided already. Annie—it doesn’t mean we’re not going to see each other again. Or you. It’s just a separation.”

            “The picnic,” Carl reminded her.

            “Yes,” Valerie said. “We’re going to enjoy this place today. We are! And we want you to come with us.”

 

We packed lunches, and what lunches—three kinds of cheese from two different kinds of animals, which Valerie claimed to know personally—they came from dairies somewhere on Point Reyes. Out on the water Valerie produced a bottle of wine that we passed back and forth between our boats.

            Carl was jovial, and Valerie kept laughing, a laughter that today seemed indistinguishable from the way she breathed. I couldn’t deny it—I was happy too. I’d never had a picnic like this, on the water. The circumstances were mysterious and not to be looked into too deeply.

            “Oh, we don’t have a camera,” Valerie exclaimed at one point. “Don't you always mean to bring one and then you forget?”

            The shape of memories that day went by like clouds. Valerie had been wrong in what she told me. The names we had for things were all we knew about the world. It was the names that made them visible to us. People and the things they did with each other, that was another story. You couldn’t index it, you couldn’t correct it. You had to tell it, even when there seemed to be nothing to tell.

            In my mind, I went back to the day before, when I was out by myself on the water. The floating, drifting feeling came back. Then it had felt like something to indulge in: a romance. I’d wanted to think that I was the only one who drifted. But that was how we all were. All three of us were wobbling in our boats. In some general way, you could even say our lives were in each other’s hands. And we trusted that nothing would happen, out on the water that lay now like blue skin, wrinkled in the afternoon breeze. It was amazing, really, how rarely anything happened.